Jul 29 2010
I will never use chopsticks. Or an abacus or the yellow pages or a typewriter. Or flint rocks. But mostly chopsticks.
Jul 25 2010
Words W/ Friends has shown some of you how boring my life is in a way my tweets could never fully express.
Jul 23 2010
Been at my kid’s summer school “talent show” for an hour. They should have called it something else really.
Jul 21 2010
Membership in my new drink club requires you to be in my living room when I yell DRINK CLUB. Unless you have a better idea. I’m new to this.
With #kcgents & @kcdrinkclub both in action tonight, I’m officially launching my drink club. Don’t have a name yet. But I’m drinking.
Jul 18 2010
My lady is on Words With Friends now. User: Emilyzwilson. She needs more games so start a game with her.
Jul 17 2010
Sweet baby it’s hot out here. (@ Ewing M. Kauffman Stadium w/ 43 others) http://4sq.com/cKST8h
My 4 yo is a disaster at the #royals game. Covered in sweet, tears and peanut shell crumbs and bitching about hot dogs.
My wife took the whole “I purchased a broken drum set on Twitter last night” thing better than I thought she would.
So every made up Greek word is ok on Words With Friends…but “slut” is unusable? That’s racist or sexist or something.
It really doesn’t even seem like a soccer game anymore if there is not a herd of vuvzelas blowing.
Motherfff…got a Boulevard Beer sample 12 pack and ended up with Zon instead of Amber. I hate Zon.
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