Is lettuce supposed to squeak in your teeth when you chew it? #Hy-VeeSaladIsHorrible
Tried to take the kids down to the neighborhood bike parade. Grace hit a mud puddle about 2 blocks from the start of the parade and had a meltdown. Had to turn around and go home. We may have to cancel 4th of July now. Sorry America.
Neighborhood called off “Flamingo Friday” tonight (because of America) - but we still end up on the neighbors porch drinking. Habits.
Stopped in at Charlie Hoopers for some food. Ended up playing pool with the wife. Sometimes I forget she’s pretty cool.
$75 on fireworks. I’m going to blow up some of the kids toys. They’ll think it’s funny I’ll get to get rid if some of their junk. Hi Barbie
Just the boys at home tonight. My 3 yr old wants to keep dancing to Rick Springfield all night. That’s normal…right?
I’m scared of some of my facebook “friends” after seeing their pictures and updates. I wonder how many think the same of me?
In the past couple days I have found myself -
1. Discussing midget* porn with a co-worker
2. Sending a Too $hort song to another co-worker’s husband
3. Telling a 3rd co-worker her Roller Derby name should be “Electric Nipple Caveman”
I think I have peaked here. I’ve done all I can.
* I don’t know if I’m supposed to say midget or little people. I’m not sure which is the offensive one.
Testing out the music posting in FriendFeed for all those Lincoln Prep and West Side CRTers.
http://ff.im/4H0nh