January 2012
0 posts
Jan 1st
December 2011
2 posts
Dec 15th
July 2011
1 post
1 tag
Jul 18th
June 2011
2 posts
1 tag
Jun 30th
1 tag
Jun 2nd
March 2011
3 posts
Just now awakening from my 1st taco induced nap. Ready for nap # 2. Taco Sunday is the best day of the week. #kctacoclub #porkcoma
Mar 7th
Where is 38 yr old father of two supposed to shop to stay hip. Is the Chess King still around?
Mar 4th
1 tag
Mar 1st
February 2011
10 posts
My 17yr long boycott of the Oscars continues until the Academy recognizes the brilliance of Cabin Boy.
Feb 28th
Disappointing night. Adele’s 21 is “meh” & Odell’s Avant Peche is just a mild Saboteur. Too bad the Royals aren’t playing for the trifecta.
Feb 23rd
Finally saw “The Social Network”. It was…fine. Also saw “Cedar Rapids” & even though it gets absurd, it was great. Go see it.
Feb 22nd
1 tag
Feb 14th
Accidentally hit the Spanish language button on the ATM and then just stared blankly at the screen for 2 min.
Feb 7th
If stranded on a deserted island & could only take Blacked Eyed Peas OR Usher CD, how quickly before you fed yourself to a shark?
Feb 7th
If Dana Carvey doesn’t remake “Choppin Broccoli” tonight on #snl then his whole life has been a lie.
Feb 6th
So I guess the answer to my previous question is 0. #arsenal #jinx
Feb 5th
1 tag
Feb 5th
Just broke my back shoveling 2 acres of yard for my dog to take a crap in & he won’t go near it. He was a good dog. The kids will miss him.
Feb 3rd
January 2011
19 posts
Love this rendition of Billie Jean by Aloe Blacc. How come I’ve never seen this until now? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DptqlP9PYXc
Jan 31st
Let’s make some beer. http://twitpic.com/3uj8di
Jan 29th
Does anyone know Cancun Fiesta Fresh’s delivery boundaries? What are the chances I don’t have to put on pants at all tomorrow?
Jan 28th
Please scan twitter before making an “I thought Oprah was going to give everyone a 1/2 sister” joke. Wasn’t that funny the first 83 times.
Jan 25th
I can’t think of anything more disgusting than eating McDonald’s oatmeal w/ steaming hot fruit on it. Maybe eating a warm tumor. Maybe.
Jan 25th
2 & 1/2 Men is the number 1 comedy? I’m really disappointed in a lot of you.
Jan 24th
My son has informed us he is going to say “hot tub” instead of “excuse me” when he farts.
Jan 9th
Don’t come-a-knockin http://twitpic.com/3nuenj
Jan 8th
Am I really the only person w/ an iPhone that never had a problem w/ AT&T?
Jan 8th
3rd day staying at home and playing Mr. Mom with my sick kid. Any neighborhood ladies want to come over and play coupon poker?
Jan 7th
1 tag
Jan 7th
Hey Guys! Got dry, red, ichy skin? It’s probably scarlet fever. PANIC!
Jan 6th
Son diagnosed w/ scarlet fever. If it was 1911 he would be dead soon. Since it’s 2011 he’s fine & we get 2 skip school & watch #Arsenal live
Jan 6th
When did we all start caring about what happened in Arkansas?
Jan 5th
Joaquin Phoenix’s “I’m Still Here” can’t be real, but at the same time I’m not sure you can fake crazy like that.
Jan 4th
I’m declaring 2011 a rebuilding year.
Jan 3rd
1st batch of Porter bottled. Means I should be dead from alcohol poisoning in about 22 days. http://twitpic.com/3mf3im
Jan 2nd
I just realized I have 5 gallons of porter to bottle today. I wish I wouldn’t have remembered that.
Jan 2nd
Having a beer with some local gooners & gunner gnome at the GAF. It’s like last night never ended. #arsenal http://twitpic.com/3m30zi
Jan 1st
December 2010
25 posts
Holy crap it’s warm outside. How long have I been asleep?
Dec 30th
For once, everyone was right. The George Lopez Show is worse than everything else in the world.
Dec 30th
Someone needs to make a hoppy, fruity, powdered spice pack you add to Miller Lite to make it taste like beer.
Dec 29th
I’m off work until the 28th. Its hard to come up with reasons to put pants on.
Dec 20th
Brew day. Lets see if we can destroy a batch of Porter. http://twitpic.com/3hhj9r
Dec 19th
I don’t think I ever saw the first Tron movie. But do you guys remember that video game “Joust”? That was pretty awesome.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
Am I the only one sick of all the animation shows on Comedy Central, or just the only one that still checks what is on Comedy Central?
Dec 16th
Dec 14th
Follow Friday! My friend Schmidt. Not on twitter. In KC. If you see a drunk, goateed bald guy singing Indigo Girl songs you found him. #ff
Dec 11th
Coworkers run around this office like we’re ER doctors. We make children’s clothing people. You’re presence is not requested anywhere ‘STAT’
Dec 11th
Can’t believe December is almost over & I still haven’t figured out what “look” to go with this year. Guess I’ll ride out “fatty” until 2011
Dec 11th
Polar Express is such a horrible movie I’m thinking about hating Christmas now.
Dec 10th