January 2012
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December 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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March 2011
3 posts
Just now awakening from my 1st taco induced nap. Ready for nap # 2. Taco Sunday is the best day of the week. #kctacoclub #porkcoma
Where is 38 yr old father of two supposed to shop to stay hip. Is the Chess King still around?
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February 2011
10 posts
My 17yr long boycott of the Oscars continues until the Academy recognizes the brilliance of Cabin Boy.
Disappointing night. Adele’s 21 is “meh” & Odell’s Avant Peche is just a mild Saboteur. Too bad the Royals aren’t playing for the trifecta.
Finally saw “The Social Network”. It was…fine. Also saw “Cedar Rapids” & even though it gets absurd, it was great. Go see it.
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Accidentally hit the Spanish language button on the ATM and then just stared blankly at the screen for 2 min.
If stranded on a deserted island & could only take Blacked Eyed Peas OR Usher CD, how quickly before you fed yourself to a shark?
If Dana Carvey doesn’t remake “Choppin Broccoli” tonight on #snl then his whole life has been a lie.
So I guess the answer to my previous question is 0. #arsenal #jinx
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Just broke my back shoveling 2 acres of yard for my dog to take a crap in & he won’t go near it. He was a good dog. The kids will miss him.
January 2011
19 posts
Love this rendition of Billie Jean by Aloe Blacc. How come I’ve never seen this until now? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DptqlP9PYXc
Let’s make some beer. http://twitpic.com/3uj8di
Does anyone know Cancun Fiesta Fresh’s delivery boundaries? What are the chances I don’t have to put on pants at all tomorrow?
Please scan twitter before making an “I thought Oprah was going to give everyone a 1/2 sister” joke. Wasn’t that funny the first 83 times.
I can’t think of anything more disgusting than eating McDonald’s oatmeal w/ steaming hot fruit on it. Maybe eating a warm tumor. Maybe.
2 & 1/2 Men is the number 1 comedy? I’m really disappointed in a lot of you.
My son has informed us he is going to say “hot tub” instead of “excuse me” when he farts.
Don’t come-a-knockin http://twitpic.com/3nuenj
Am I really the only person w/ an iPhone that never had a problem w/ AT&T?
3rd day staying at home and playing Mr. Mom with my sick kid. Any neighborhood ladies want to come over and play coupon poker?
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Hey Guys! Got dry, red, ichy skin? It’s probably scarlet fever. PANIC!
Son diagnosed w/ scarlet fever. If it was 1911 he would be dead soon. Since it’s 2011 he’s fine & we get 2 skip school & watch #Arsenal live
When did we all start caring about what happened in Arkansas?
Joaquin Phoenix’s “I’m Still Here” can’t be real, but at the same time I’m not sure you can fake crazy like that.
I’m declaring 2011 a rebuilding year.
1st batch of Porter bottled. Means I should be dead from alcohol poisoning in about 22 days. http://twitpic.com/3mf3im
I just realized I have 5 gallons of porter to bottle today. I wish I wouldn’t have remembered that.
Having a beer with some local gooners & gunner gnome at the GAF. It’s like last night never ended. #arsenal http://twitpic.com/3m30zi
December 2010
25 posts
Holy crap it’s warm outside. How long have I been asleep?
For once, everyone was right. The George Lopez Show is worse than everything else in the world.
Someone needs to make a hoppy, fruity, powdered spice pack you add to Miller Lite to make it taste like beer.
I’m off work until the 28th. Its hard to come up with reasons to put pants on.
Brew day. Lets see if we can destroy a batch of Porter. http://twitpic.com/3hhj9r
I don’t think I ever saw the first Tron movie. But do you guys remember that video game “Joust”? That was pretty awesome.
Am I the only one sick of all the animation shows on Comedy Central, or just the only one that still checks what is on Comedy Central?
Follow Friday! My friend Schmidt. Not on twitter. In KC. If you see a drunk, goateed bald guy singing Indigo Girl songs you found him. #ff
Coworkers run around this office like we’re ER doctors. We make children’s clothing people. You’re presence is not requested anywhere ‘STAT’
Can’t believe December is almost over & I still haven’t figured out what “look” to go with this year. Guess I’ll ride out “fatty” until 2011
Polar Express is such a horrible movie I’m thinking about hating Christmas now.