September 2009
16 posts
Netflix says if I like “Blackula” I’ll like “Pee Wee’s Playhouse”. That seems off a little.
I know I’m old and out of shape when fast food causes my face and back to hurt.
I saw Corby Jones Saturday night and punched him in the arm when I said “Hi”. That was stupid. #Mizzou
August 2009
46 posts
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What's for Lunch Leanne?
I don’t know if I can add anything to this. I mean - it’s a rotten peach. Leanne is going to eat a rotten peach. For free. It’s not like we offered her money to eat this. A gnat flew out of this thing when she picked it up. That’s not a joke. I’m not saying “this thing looks like a gnat would fly out of it”. I’m saying “A motherf’ckn gnat...
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John Lee Hooker - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One...
We had to evacuate the office due to a gas leak [insert fart joke here].
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The Missing Taco Town Interview
There was an article in the Joplin Globe today about Taco Town, a restaurant from my home town of Carthage MO, being reopened. It mentions me and my efforts to keep it open, but they claim they could not reach me for comment. That’s BS. They never tried to reach me. But I felt like the story was incomplete without my input. So I interviewed myself. Here is that interview: First I would...
I just heard Poison on the classic rock station this morning. What year is it? How long have I been asleep?
I would like to start the week with a clever “Monday” joke - but I think Garfield already told all them. I can’t follow a talking cat.
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Judson Layne - On and Gone
This is a friend of...
At first it seemed weird when I heard Michael Jackson was still not buried. Then I remembered it was Michael Jackson.
#followfriday food and booze: @lab5702 @bbqaddictsjason - funny people: @badbanana @jimgaffigan @thebloggess - my 2nd cousin: @jeffmorg
No one bothered to tell me that today’s “visitors” to the office canceled. Now I’m stuck here wearing khakis and shiny shoes. This day blows
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At some point I need to act like an adult an check the weather before I leave in the morning. Bad day for flip flops.
.@TheDLC only a statue wouldn’t laugh at falling children.
It troubles me that I get caught up in reading the @KCTV5 crew’s twitter conversations @Rhiannon_Ally @danakctv5 @krisketz
As if I didn’t have any children - manged to see 2 movies over the last 2 weekends. ‘Funny People’ is much better than ‘500 Days of Summer’
I just made the best sandwich ever. The rest of you can give up now. It’s over. I won. http://yfrog.com/11yloj
RT @chucknoritz If everyone lived today as if there’s no tomorrow I bet today would be less fun than most people would think.
The Evolution of Blogging →
Dave Winer’s ability to peer into the future is uncanny. He was talking about a river of news long before the current activity streams became popular. He was evangelizing RSS long before… (via GigaOm)
They remade Fame? With Frasier? Was that necessary? Who pissed off Hollywood?
Wish Google would close Google Voice back up again. SMS has been flaky since they handed out new invites. I want it to be made just for me.
You should all be watching “Michael and Michael Have Issues”. It’s much funnier than AFV. #MMHI
My kids just told me I make the best grilled cheese. I think that validates the idea of me opening up my own sandwich joint.
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Adele - Best for Last Album: 19
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Alicia Keys: How Come Don’t You Call Me?...
I want to start a sandwich shop in Brookside/Waldo. Anyone know how to do that? And have a lot of cash on hand?
Was unaware @theroasterie did not open until 7am. Does it look desperate to stand outside with my face pressed against the glass? #coffee
Turns out I do like sushi. Who knew?
Thought we were painting our bedroom a blue/grey. It looks purple. Crap.
You guys/gals remember Jamiroquai: http://wallacewilson.net/tagged/music
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Jamiroquai - You Are My Love Album: Traveling...
Royals suck…why am I even out here?
Poop Butterflies
Grace was telling me about her favorite thing in the movie “Horton Hears a Who” on the way to school. I have not seen the part she was talking about, but it has something to do with someone saying something like “In my world there are horses. They eat rainbows and poop butterflies”.
Grace then asked me if I had ever seen a “poop butterfly”. I tried to explain...
Christ - I read part of a Jon and Kate + 8 article before I knew what was going on. I need to turn the internet down I think. It’s too much.
I just woke up from a nap, in my car, in the middle of a grocery store parking lot. Best lunch break ever.
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Fratellis - Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night...
Wife won’t turn to shark week. I won’t move to another room. Standoff is on.
(update: shark week won)
Battleship Hangdowns - You wanna know what’s awesome about Battleships? The ocean. Wanna know what’s so awesome about the ocean? FREAKING SHARKS - that’s what! We found all the pieces you lost to your Battleship game and made necklaces. They are awesome - not shark awesome - but still…http://bit.ly/wJJH5
Google reveals plans for Chrome cloud... →
Google has revealed plans for a Chrome cloud service that will allow users to synchronize browser data with their Google accounts. The synchronization framework, which is still at an…
Sweet. It’s finally “Shark Week”.
I’ve played more games of Hungry Hungry Hippo this morning than most people do in a lifetime.
Shannon from work caught me at the salad bar tonight. Embarresing. Thank god she did not see the sushi in the cart. I would have to quit.
I just had a bad slab of ribs from Oklahoma Joe’s. I didn’t know that was possible. This is worse than learning Santa Clause was not real.