July 2010
31 posts
Did anyone read the copy on today’s Herford House GrouponKC? What? Space Monkies? How drunk was the person that wrote that?
I will never use chopsticks. Or an abacus or the yellow pages or a typewriter. Or flint rocks. But mostly chopsticks.
Words W/ Friends has shown some of you how boring my life is in a way my tweets could never fully express.
Been at my kid’s summer school “talent show” for an hour. They should have called it something else really.
With #kcgents & @kcdrinkclub both in action tonight, I’m officially launching my drink club. Don’t have a name yet. But I’m drinking.
Membership in my new drink club requires you to be in my living room when I yell DRINK CLUB. Unless you have a better idea. I’m new to this.
My 4 yo is a disaster at the #royals game. Covered in sweet, tears and peanut shell crumbs and bitching about hot dogs.
These are now mine (via @theDLC ‘s garage sale). http://twitpic.com/266j49
My wife took the whole “I purchased a broken drum set on Twitter last night” thing better than I thought she would.
The first person to lose a game of Words With Friends with me is going to be such an idiot.
It really doesn’t even seem like a soccer game anymore if there is not a herd of vuvzelas blowing.
The Pizza Man needs to get out of that crappy Lenexa location and move their delicious Italian Beef sandwiches closer to my house.
The search is over. The guys at The Pizza Man sold me a jar of sport peppers. http://twitpic.com/25ufd1
Let’s relax everyone. The @oldspice guy/thing is funny, but it’s not like it’s ventriloquist funny.
Call me when Jeff Dunham is answering tweets from his bathroom in a towel with the pepper on a stick thing. Now that’s funny.
Losing all 7 games of Words w/ Friends I’m playing. Isn’t there a “Palin” on here I could play? Hit me up: wallacewilson
I know I’m late to this game - but is Words With Friends just scrabble?
RT @thesulk: Were there colonial midgets? If so, ha. Nice hat.
Brookside is not like some of you think. I’ll have you all over for Heineken & Sir Mix-a-lot karaoke. You’ll see we are pretty street. Word.
Guessing my kid’s futures- 7yo daughter: Author of children’s books. 4yo son: Author of fart & penis joke books. Or a hobo. Probably a hobo.
Why is Applebees open until midnight? Are the elderly and small children even allowed to stay up that late?
We just got in trouble by old people that work @ the zoo for walking to Africa instead of taking tram. Because the monkey might have got us
There is a monkey loose in the zoo. So they won’t let us in. This is crap. I’m not even scared of monkies.
So I guess there are some comedy clubs/nights in KC MO. But why aren’t there more comedy clubs/nights close to my house? Answer that Google.
Break up the #royals
Seems weird that we don’t have any comedy clubs in KC MO. Or even bars that have comedy nights. Or do we? Any local comedians on Twitter?
I love comedians - I hate Lewis Black.
For the record, I watched Toy Story 3 today and did not cry. The rest of you are pretty weak.
Kind of hope the #royals are just warming Farnsworth up to come in and plunk someone. Hard.
Anyone else think George Washington looks like Robin Williams dressed up as Ms. Doubtfire dressed up as Washington n that Dodge commercial?
