September 2010
44 posts
Why does bathroom water taste different than kitchen water? I’m not talking about the toilet. I know why that taste different.
Just saw a grown man @ the store w/ pajama pants & a Notre Dame hat on. Proving my point that Notre Dame fans are idiots.
I don’t understand. So the rest of you don’t stop watching baseball when the Royals get eliminated in June like I do?
Ironically - I think you’re all using the word “ironic” wrong today.
Did you guys understand my comment about eating microwaved toenails earlier? It’s gross because toenails taste horrible when they are warm
Glade candle scents: Apple cinnamon, Vanilla, and 7 different ones that smell like laundry.
I just saw a commercial where a lady ate cat litter, as a selling point for the cat litter. I’m going back to bed.
I need something that checks to see if you’re following Paula Poundstone before I agree to follow back. Will save us both time.
Sharp’s used to be my favorite place to eat breakfast. Now I’d rather microwave my toenails & eat them. What the hell happened there?
Just made a batch of my college Mac-n-Cheese for the first time in years. Holy crap I made awesome Mac-n-Cheese in college.
As an adult I should probably up my haircut frequency to “every few weeks” instead of “when I look like a hobo”.
The 4 yr old scored his 4th goal of the season today. 1st one for his own team.
The fact that my maturity level hovers around that of a 15 yr old is troubling.
RT @3rdand10: The Farmer’s Market is what happens when white people run out of shit to do.
If you kid suggests turning on this “Fred: The Movie” you should ground them. Or leave them.
I just told my 4yo I was thinking about growing a beard. He told me no one would like me.
Heading out to a 2nd grade parents party, with Jello Shots. Catholics are funny.
Cosentinos Brookside Market has caved to my demands. Sport Peppers now in stock. http://twitpic.com/2ppirj
A new service you might want to grab your name and company name on. No idea what it will turn out to be, but just in case. http://about.me
RT @mickshaffer: Wait, so #KU is bad at football again? I can’t keep track.
So far KU football is the funniest show of the new season. I hope the get picked up for another.
Can we all agree #ku football has jumped the shark. These losses are absurd.
Seriously - the timeline of comedy classics: Mash. Cheers. Seinfeld. The Office. KU Football.
I still don’t know what Trader Joe’s is.
RT @robdelaney: I just took a bite of a burger that was so good I wiped the rest of it all over my body like a deodorant & threw it at a …
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My favorite joke in grade school ended with a troll saying “Silly Rabi - kicks are for Trids”? I don’t remember the setup, but it was funny.
That bowl of chili at 1am is just another example of my inability to plan for the future.
Why is the cereal industry always trying to keep it’s product away from it’s spokespeople? Give the damn bird some coco puffs already.
I’m going to follow up that 1am chili feeding with a Wendy’s double cheeseburger. No need to get this diet back on track just yet.
If the 2nd half of Marmaduke is as good as the 1st I hope I’m dead soon. #familymovienight
Finished 1st season of Louie. Loved it. Last 2 were probably my favorite. Never know if I should laugh, cry or hate myself after an episode.
Just taught my daughter who to hate. Jayhawks, Yankees, Raiders, Spuds, NBA, NHL. Did I miss anyone?
This will probably get me kicked out of KC - but I’ve never had ribs from Bryant’s.
The 4yo suggested to us tonight that Bambie’s mom probably got her skin cut off her after she was shot. When did he get so Republican?
If I understand this, every second we use Google’s new Instant Search we go back in time 11 hours? Your move Apple. http://t.co/D7N3wCc
There are giant crickets in my basement that could feed a less fortunate family for 3 days. 4 if they skipped breakfast.
Just realized this Ping thing is going to show my wife and kids music. I swear I don’t listen to Alvin & The Chipmunks and Black Eyed Peas.
Will someone make something that punches people in the face when they do a follow Friday post? Can that be done with the twitter API?
New Twitter app for iPad really is nice. Two finger pull down to view conversations makes your political fights fun to read.
My 7yo now has days of the week underpants. Because getting dressed in the morning was not quite stressful enough.
At age 37 I just ate my first Rueben. Now I have to try every one in the entire city as fast as possible.
My Gmail Priority Mail Box says I have no important unread messages. Thanks for making me feel like crap Google.
So it looks like I’ve been spelling Reuben wrong. I hope you all got a good laugh out of that. Jerks.