January 2011
19 posts
Love this rendition of Billie Jean by Aloe Blacc. How come I’ve never seen this until now? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DptqlP9PYXc
Let’s make some beer. http://twitpic.com/3uj8di
Does anyone know Cancun Fiesta Fresh’s delivery boundaries? What are the chances I don’t have to put on pants at all tomorrow?
Please scan twitter before making an “I thought Oprah was going to give everyone a 1/2 sister” joke. Wasn’t that funny the first 83 times.
I can’t think of anything more disgusting than eating McDonald’s oatmeal w/ steaming hot fruit on it. Maybe eating a warm tumor. Maybe.
2 & 1/2 Men is the number 1 comedy? I’m really disappointed in a lot of you.
My son has informed us he is going to say “hot tub” instead of “excuse me” when he farts.
Don’t come-a-knockin http://twitpic.com/3nuenj
Am I really the only person w/ an iPhone that never had a problem w/ AT&T?
3rd day staying at home and playing Mr. Mom with my sick kid. Any neighborhood ladies want to come over and play coupon poker?
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Hey Guys! Got dry, red, ichy skin? It’s probably scarlet fever. PANIC!
Son diagnosed w/ scarlet fever. If it was 1911 he would be dead soon. Since it’s 2011 he’s fine & we get 2 skip school & watch #Arsenal live
When did we all start caring about what happened in Arkansas?
Joaquin Phoenix’s “I’m Still Here” can’t be real, but at the same time I’m not sure you can fake crazy like that.
I’m declaring 2011 a rebuilding year.
1st batch of Porter bottled. Means I should be dead from alcohol poisoning in about 22 days. http://twitpic.com/3mf3im
I just realized I have 5 gallons of porter to bottle today. I wish I wouldn’t have remembered that.
Having a beer with some local gooners & gunner gnome at the GAF. It’s like last night never ended. #arsenal http://twitpic.com/3m30zi