wallace wilson

Jul 16

The first person to lose a game of Words With Friends with me is going to be such an idiot.

The search is over. The guys at The Pizza Man sold me a jar of sport peppers. http://twitpic.com/25ufd1

The Pizza Man needs to get out of that crappy Lenexa location and move their delicious Italian Beef sandwiches closer to my house.

Jul 15

Losing all 7 games of Words w/ Friends I’m playing. Isn’t there a “Palin” on here I could play? Hit me up: wallacewilson

Call me when Jeff Dunham is answering tweets from his bathroom in a towel with the pepper on a stick thing. Now that’s funny.

Let’s relax everyone. The @oldspice guy/thing is funny, but it’s not like it’s ventriloquist funny.

Just grabbed my @LouisCK tickets for the KC show. Presale started today - the password is “word”. Word. http://goo.gl/JH5e

I know I’m late to this game - but is Words With Friends just scrabble?

Jul 12

RT @thesulk: Were there colonial midgets? If so, ha. Nice hat.

Brookside is not like some of you think. I’ll have you all over for Heineken & Sir Mix-a-lot karaoke. You’ll see we are pretty street. Word.

Damn- I meant “meant”. I’m done typing for the day.

I meat “your”. That was just the KCMO coming out.

So @louisck is coming back to Downtown KC. You’re move Overland Park: http://goo.gl/JEbb

Guessing my kid’s futures- 7yo daughter: Author of children’s books. 4yo son: Author of fart & penis joke books. Or a hobo. Probably a hobo.

Why is Applebees open until midnight? Are the elderly and small children even allowed to stay up that late?