So I guess the answer to my previous question is 0. #arsenal #jinx
Just broke my back shoveling 2 acres of yard for my dog to take a crap in & he won’t go near it. He was a good dog. The kids will miss him.
Love this rendition of Billie Jean by Aloe Blacc. How come I’ve never seen this until now? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DptqlP9PYXc
Let’s make some beer. http://twitpic.com/3uj8di
Does anyone know Cancun Fiesta Fresh’s delivery boundaries? What are the chances I don’t have to put on pants at all tomorrow?
Please scan twitter before making an “I thought Oprah was going to give everyone a 1/2 sister” joke. Wasn’t that funny the first 83 times.
I can’t think of anything more disgusting than eating McDonald’s oatmeal w/ steaming hot fruit on it. Maybe eating a warm tumor. Maybe.
2 & 1/2 Men is the number 1 comedy? I’m really disappointed in a lot of you.
My son has informed us he is going to say “hot tub” instead of “excuse me” when he farts.
Don’t come-a-knockin http://twitpic.com/3nuenj
Am I really the only person w/ an iPhone that never had a problem w/ AT&T?
3rd day staying at home and playing Mr. Mom with my sick kid. Any neighborhood ladies want to come over and play coupon poker?
Hey Guys! Got dry, red, ichy skin? It’s probably scarlet fever. PANIC!