I had a turtle call my friend (turtlecalls.com). He was pissed. But I can’t stop laughing. Who answers the phone from a number they don’t recognize?
Follow Friday! My friend Schmidt. Not on twitter. In KC. If you see a drunk, goateed bald guy singing Indigo Girl songs you found him. #ff
Coworkers run around this office like we’re ER doctors. We make children’s clothing people. You’re presence is not requested anywhere ‘STAT’
Can’t believe December is almost over & I still haven’t figured out what “look” to go with this year. Guess I’ll ride out “fatty” until 2011
I bet these #fatindiebands tweets would be hilarious if I was hip enough to listen to indie bands. They seem like they should be funny.
Polar Express is such a horrible movie I’m thinking about hating Christmas now.
So the new Google Chrome web store is for people that don’t know what bookmarks are?
RT @c_giffin: Lou Holtz - “Yub un da gerpin en da yerp. i bli si mi fesertable urpn’ crasef muler.”
RT @NickYoussef: It wasn’t a zombie attack you guys, it was just nerds re-discovering the outdoors after Tumblr went down.
So that’s it. We never have to talk about the state of Nebraska ever again. It feels right.
Anyone using instagram? I’m not sure I get why they are getting so much attention. Is it just the easy filters?
CAN’T STOP WATCHING
Follow Friday! Follow my friend Todd. He’s not on Twitter. Lives in St. Paul. Hangs out where hamburgers are found. Good luck. #ff
RT @JPosnanski: If I owned a company and an ad agency offered a commercial with a Christmas song using different words I’d throw them out.
