Three Wolf Moon T and Ben Kweller
I just noticed the similarities of the Ben Kweller - On My Way album cover (from my previous post) and the Three Wolf Moon T shirt @ Amazon (below):
There has been an explosion of reviews of this shirt in the last month on Amazon (although I’m pretty sure I saw this same shirt get the same treatment on another site over a year ago). If you have never read the reviews of this shirt, you should check it out.
Here are a few of my favorites -
I have cats and I am a man. You’re probably thinking that is a contradiction. However, my cats are especially masculine. You might have heard of a little something called a lion… well the only difference between my cats and a lion is my cats never sleep. My cats are so tough. They are not afraid of water. They take showers with me. So I bought this shirt because I also like wolves. Big mistake. Upon seeing my shirt both of my cats died instantly while bodily fluids poured out of every orifice in their bodies. I’m telling you right now you do not want to see this. Whatever you’re imagining this must be like it is much worse in person. Sometimes I think back to the cat times, but mostly I think of the future. This Three Wolf Moon shirt may have killed my two cats, but now I have three Wolves. Incidentally, the Wolves’ food is much cheaper as they feed on female attention. And they are well fed my friends….well fed
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Four stars, if you look really closely Chuck Norris is on the moon. It’s good to see the artist pay tribute to Chuck this way, and to see the wolves bowing to his predatory superiority. The only reason this is not five stars is because Chuck Norris is so small.
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Sometimes late at night, if I wear my wolf shirt to bed, I wake up to the sound of howling coming from my bellybutton region. Because this has happened several times, I feel very powerful, like perhaps, I’ve been somehow chosen.
