What’s for Lunch Leanne?
Wow - Leanne is not F’ing around today. Today’s lunch is worthy of a Fear Factor episode, if on smell alone. I don’t think you could get a hobo to take this off your hands.
She stopped by to show and when she took the lid off - the odor coming out of the Tupperware physically knocked me backwards. I took some quick photos and asked here to please cover this train wreck of a lunch back up. When she removed the tubs some sort of liquid had leaked off and attached itself to my desk, leaving a permanent reminder of this crime against humanity.
Today’s lunch came in three containers. Because obviously you wouldn’t want to mix all this stuff together. That would be gross.
The top container is just some mustard. But believe me - there is not a mustard powerful enough to kill the flavors in the other two tubs.
That’s sauerkraut, mustard and jalapenos. No there is no hot dog under it and yes it smells like a sour donkey fart.
That’s green beans and a 1/2 avocado with liver spots. Now I love avocados, but I normally prefer mine not rotten.
I can’t be sure, but my hunch is she plans to put that extra tub of mustard on the green beans and polka dotted avocado. She did not present it that way because even she knows that’s going to far.
That’s it kids. That’s whats for lunch today. Sometimes I wonder if she gets a spoon and digs out the things her husband throws in the garbage disposal.
