Emily has teamed up with the neighbors to TP those that did not come to Flamingo Friday. Yes we are 35 years old.
Emily is finally coming home today. I should probably shave now.
Had Triscuits, feta cheese and beer for dinner last night. Need Emily to get home from Vegas. She forces me to eat better.
Today my wife leaves for Vegas and my brother is off to Hawaii. Anyone I know going to Figi today? I’m not quit depressed enough yet.
Somehow ended up in a shoe store with my wife. Told her I was not bored when asked. Honesty = #fail.
